Friday, April 9, 2010

Why do we have to label Americans?

You know it seems today that everybody has to be something other than just an American. You got Chinese-Americans, Japanese-Americans, African-Americans, Mexican-Americans and everything else under the sun. Then you have Anglo Saxons, Europeans, of course that’s if you’re white. Then there are Asian if you are from that region, and then just plain Mexican if you are from that region, and so on and so on.

What ever happened to just being American. I don’t know about the rest of you but I was born here in the USA, so that makes me an American, not Anglo Saxon, Russian American, German American or anything else. My grandfather fought in WW2, and I have other ancestors that have fought in WW1, the Civil War and so on.

If you were born here and your parents were born here then you are an American so get over it. I have no problem with people wanting to respect where they came from, but if you didn’t just get off the boat or plane from the spear chunking world of Africa your not an African-American, you’re an American.

Another thing when you get here learn the freaking language, don’t expect us to learn yours for you. I tell you if you go to another country you’ll be lucky to find someone that speaks English.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Pictures of a great ninja warrior

Hello all, sorry it has been a while since I have written, but I have been sick and have just now gotten to where I can get back to my old self again, I was surfing the net the other day and ran across some pictures. This is the "Shidoshi", "Leader", "Director", "Ninja Leader" of the Konigun Cult, I mean sect or school.
Look how well formed, toned and muscled he is, you can just tell once you get past about 300 lbs, he is a great ninja warrior and could kill you with just one "judy chop" or is that a pork chop? You can see how light on his feet he his, how he could just disappear in the chunk of an pie. How easily he leaps to the tops of ant hills in a single bound and buffets tremble at the mere mention of his name.
In this picture you can see the flapping roundness of his jowl, how what little chin is left disappears into what is little is left of a neck and into fat. See the fire in his eyes, or is that jelly? Here he instructs his students in the ancient secret ninja art of gravy on mashed taters.
Here you see him telling his students about his great feats at some of the worlds greatest buffets and how he defeated them all. He tells them how using the ninja fighting and eating techniques he learned from reading "Batman" comic books and watching "Fat Albert", his greatest hero, they too can weight 500 lbs or more like him one day.
As you can see here one of Bryces' students, a master of the buffet himself, Jay Green, is on the fast track of becoming a grand master himself.
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